I stay informed. I think. I give a rat's ass and that's why I do this.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

GOP Wants to Ban All Books, Except Bible

GOP admits to mailers suggesting Bible ban - (United Press International)

We do not want to ban the Bible. The Liberal Agenda bears no ill will toward the Bible.

What the Liberal Agenda wants is a conservative approach to reading the First Amendment. Bush does not men to marry men, but we do not want our Constitution married to the Bible. That's as strict a reading of our Beloved Living Constitution as I can know. Founding intent has no room for misinterpretation: the government shall remain unaffiliated to any religious institution, nor will the government take any action to favor any religious persuasion over another. And, finally, Founding Intent bars the government of the United States of America from taking action to prevent the practice of any religion.

Bush has opened the tax coffers to churches. This does not jibe with an oath to protect and defend the Constitution. Bush has no obvious working knowledge of our Constitution. He pursues policies of making the President more powerful and less accountable. He has admitted that he would prefer the ease of running a dictatorship to the difficulties created by the voting public when it comes to unilaterally controlling the US government.

The presidency was not supposed to be a powerful office. The Founding intent was to put severe limits on the effects a single individual could cause, thereby limiting the damage one bad president could cause domestically and abroad; regulating the pace of change; freeing the people from the danger of a friendly tyrant.

The friendly tyrant has ramrodded the Bible down our throats in ways perverse to think about. I was raised in a church that taught us that we should not vote. My church advocated the thought that you could serve the law of man or the law of God, not both. Thus, the friendly tyrant has chosen to serve man and and perverts the Bible into unrecognizable messages of hate and war.

Did not Isaiah talk of a time when we would beat our swords into plowshares? Did Jesus not give his life for his faith in our Father? Does the Christian tradition teach that Jesus died for all our sins? We sin, he died.

The Christian message is one of inclusion. Jesus went places that the healthy would not to heal the sick. He mixed with his contemporary societal outcasts and called them the blessed. The message of the New Testament is one of hope for a world of tomorrow, like other Jewish Prophets, when peace would prevail, that wars would end and humankind would live forever in peace.

Well I say George would jail and execute Jesus, if He had already returned. Come judgment, everyone answers individually for sin. GW is the archetype camel who will have a snowball's chance in hell of making it through the eye of the needle. Bush's faith doesn't move mountains, he uses fear and anger and a lot of artillery to accomplish that feat.

Our friendly dictator wants to consolidate his power by using the government to become a missionary organization both at home and abroad. He starts wars and it is getting clearer that he will start two or more in a second term. Sounds like the Revelations could be upon us. If you ask me, that really makes it look like Bush is either the Antichrist or an agent thereof.

Maybe Cheney is the Anti. Either way, the message is clear. The Bible tells you that if you vote, you should probably vote against the warmongering Antichrist and his four horsemen, seven headed serpent, global destruction and suffering.

And Bush wants this book to teach us astronomy, history, paleontology, sociology, archaeology and all other academic areas which do not assume the Earth was created about six thousand years ago, thereby making it impossible to believe in dinosaurs living hundreds of millions of years ago, humans 100,000 years ago. The development and transformation of everything living.

The church, as a group, by Constitutional Law, is a separate establishment from the government. The People's monies will not support faith. They can associate with whatever faith they want, but will never be required to associate with a faith for any protection offered by law. And by extension, any public service provided by the taxpayers.

Read conservatively, and through a Christian perspective, Bush is neither a practicing conservative or Christian, irregardless of what he calls himself. Rememberr, the Anti will say he's your savior and single-handedly cause all heck to break out.

Rumsfeld Think Imperfect Elections are Fine in a War Zone

CNN.com - Fighting, insurgent attacks intense in Iraq - Sep 25, 2004

At least the Bush Administration keeps its resolve and toes the line it set back in 2000. Imperfect elections are fine for the US, so they should be good enough for Iraq, too. At least the Bush resolve is digging itself a hole all the way to Hades, where it will spend the next four years, let's hope we don't go with it.

I watched the rerun of the Rumsfeld chat with the good folk on the Senate committee on C-SPAN, which is fast becoming my favorite cable channel. If you are tired of right or left spin, watch these people for yourself, unedited and uncommentated.

News for Don: imperfect elections differ from farcical elections. Farces produce a crap bag for results and will lead to even more instability in the region and probably make us more enemies than friends.

Are we tired of Don Rumsfeld? You bet! Has Bush really made an untolerable mess? Absolutely! Will we be there to dance on the political grave of this administration on November 3? Of course!

Are we going to accept the standard of a 3/4 election here or in Iraq? Not at all!

Friday, September 24, 2004

Allawi Sings A Different Tune Today - What Happened to Monday's Song?

CNN.com - Bush questions Kerry's credibility - Sep 24, 2004

Allawi, this past Monday, complained of the crappy conditions in Iraq and said terrorists have been flowing unimpeded across the borders since little w declared victory.

Today's a sun-shiny day compared to Monday, it seems.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Sports Night!

Now that I'm in the fan zone, I'd like to send some more cybervibes to:

San Diego State - ugly step-sister wants to go to the ball every once in a while.

Pats! Rest up, guys. It's a long way to the SuperBowl. The new record will be 25 games. Nine and OH! You can do it.

Yanks: George, I'm still not over the Soriano trade to Texas. I'm pissed 'til maybe next season. You need to cultivate the Yankee spirit, not buy it.

Oakland, who will win the Series over St. Louis. Betcha five bucks at 20 to 1.

Philly, playing right now. Donovan will be in the hall of fame before Rush flushes the crap. I'm seeing a great season, but ending with a win this time.

Cleveland, hang in there. Wins are on their way. This Buckeye loves the Browns. Guess how I feel about the 'boys.

Buckeyes - looking strong so far. Keep it up.

John Kerry: Isn't it a little chilly for windsurfing these days? Center yourself with some meditation before you try to explain Iraq again.

Flyers and Wings - get your butts back to work.



Hockey Prayer

Lord Stanley, help us. It is a time of great sorrow for the fan of professional hockey. Your Cup went to Florida, that was not right. Now they have called off the new season. Why have you forsaken me?

Your league, my liege, has, quite frankly, gone to h-e-double-hockeystick. In your great love for this game, please, force binding contract arbitration. And break some knees if you have to.

And, Lord Stanley, end the careers of those who would play to injure.

Lastly, I have one other small request, deliver the Cup North of the Mason-Dixon line.






Subject: FW: Beat Bush and Michigan

From my inbox:


I thought this was one of the funniest e-mails of the year from my friend and #1 Ohio St. Buckeye fan, (deleted)

From:

Sent: Monday, September 20, 2004 2:48 AM
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Subject: Beat Bush and Michigan

During a campaign speech in michigan last month, John Kerry had the integrity to risk all 17 of that state's electoral votes by standing up for all that is good and right in the world.

"I just go for Buckeye football," said the the Democratic presidential nominee to a hostile crowd of michigan wolverine supporters.

Now I ask you, does this sound like a flip-flopper? Naturally, his critics have tried to portray this statement as a terrible political error. However, in an era when we're all so accustomed to politicians who will say anything just to get elected, isn't it refreshing to see someone take a stand on an important issue, regardless of the political consequences? Never mind that we have absolutely no idea what he intends to do about the disastrous quagmire in Iraq. Never mind that he appears to be losing to one of the most corrupt, inept, moronic, and (with my sincerest apologies to the legacy of Richard Milhous Nixon) dishonest presidents in the history of our great nation. At least John Kerry had the courage to venture into that state up north and proudly proclaim his loyalty to our beloved Buckeyes.

As the founding member of Not So Swift Buckeyes for Truth, I do hereby bestow upon John F. Kerry our highest honor, the Scarlet Heart.

Now let's beat both W's in November!!!!!


As a native Buckeye, I say, AYYYYYY-MEN!

Rather Eat Crow?

CBS News | CBS: Bush Memo Story A 'Mistake' | September 20, 2004�19:28:34

Aw, nuts! My man Dan has tasted the poison fruit and now realizes it was a mistake. I still stand by him, though. He screwed up, and now has the guts to admit it. Too bad he's not president, because then he would never have to admit to being taken in by a duplicitous ally and getting over 1,000 Americans killed because of it. That was Bush.

This Bartlett guy needs to stop trying to help and just go away. We'll just have to wait and see of the Pentagon finds any more Bush National Guard related records in Sandy Berger's socks.

Even with that, we still do not know how Bush finagled his discharge status. Although, at this point, Kerry, rightly, has moved on. This will flare up again before November, but we need to crank up the war, economy, civil liberty, budget priority and healthcare arguments if we deserve the win. Define Bush's administration and their record for the neocons.

Saturday, September 18, 2004

The Heartache of Poll Watching

MSNBC - Polls vary wildly in view of race for White House

Well, it's happened. The polls have begun to be irrelevant, much as a broken compass which sways wildly in the general direction of somewhere near magnetic north.

This has been heartbreaking for me. A month or so ago, I reveled in my poll analysis piece. That just so happened to be on the eve of the wild season. Now I have learned to just try to not put any emotional emphasis on new results. The thrust of my analysis concluded that the poll results are more valuable for news sales if there is no clear winner for the time being. Polling Report has results which show Kerry two points up about a week ago in one poll, and w ahead by as much as 12 points in the past week.

Do we believe any of it? At this point, no. We need to keep an eye on them, but do not believe anything until three or four more weeks pass. Then we should see an opportunity for the results settle down into a reliable trend.

Second Game, Same as the First

The New York Times > International > Middle East > Iran Is Criticized for Its Lack of Candor on Nuclear Program

Maybe this time Bush is being more careful, and timing is important, since this is an election season.

As a lame duck, I contend that Bush will be even more dangerous than before. After November 2, irregardless of the outcome, Bush can act freely on Iran.

Watch Israel's reactions, too. This situation is moving from the back burner to the front.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Closet Bigoted Hard Nose Bully

That's what I hear when I hear little w talk about being a compassionate conservative.

I get lunch at a little kiosk on the street next to Pioneer Courthouse. The proprietor of this establishment (No Fish! Go Fish!) is an interesting fellow who got married to his partner during the few months when Multnomah County was issuing same sex marriage licenses. He makes the best soup and these great little fish shaped sandwiches which are great for someone who (like me) practises vegetarianism.

I was talking with him today about the Iraq situation and how Americans do not seem to care that all of Islam gets a bad rap because of terrorism. I told him about a report I saw, done by Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, about the Arab reaction to 9/11. One female university student put it so eloquently that I could not help but have a moment of clarity on the subject. She said that America strikes in the Middle East without regard to the lives of the innocent. She said that the terrorists learned to kill from the Americans, and that America should be proud that the terrorists have learned to be just like us.

Could this possibly be true? If you look back at our history, we do have a history of being the hero, but we also have a dark side, where we have acted out of pure bigotry. And our crusade against Islam is another aspect of our bigoted war on the not white anglo-saxon protestant world.

I see little w as a product of the WASP tradition, and what happens when the WASP majority finds its dominance at home slipping away. WASPs no longer make up the majority of Americans. Bush, perhaps unknowingly, is the last gasp of this bigoted tradition lashing out at everything not WASP in the world.

We have a history of bigotry we cannot escape. And after a couple of decades of repression, bigotry is on its way back. It has spent too much time in the closet. In a closet that the gay population has now rejected, a closet that religious minorities have rejected, a closet that racial minorities have rejected, and now the closet bigots are on their way back out of the closet, trying to stuff the rest of the world back in.

What happens on November 2nd will decide much about this new century. In that respect, I must agree with Cheney's stump speech. I disagree, however, with his prognosis, at least his publicly stated one, for a second Bush term. He is a liar, just like little w and millions of others. All they want to do is subjugate the progressive ideals of the other minorities, and keep us from challenging the institutions of the bigots which have failed us for so many years. On November 2nd, here in Oregon, we have the opportunity to reject a gaybashing constitutional amendment, and nationally we have the opportunity to defeat an administration of fear, hate and war.

When you spend those few moments alone with your ballot, choose wisely. Because four years from now, you may not have the opportunity to stop the juggernaut of evil. It will be our own fault, as Americans, if we let it happen again.

Salicious Rumors and the Other Blogs

Funny, how sometimes I just cannot find anything in the news compelling or different enought to comment on some days. I wonder what I have on certain days which gives me the energy and compulsion to type for hours, and others, I do not even check to see if my counter has gone up.

The good news for me, is that I am up to 24 today. I have been doing this for several months and really did not know if I had anyone out there who even stumbled across my page accidentally. I added the counter for my own benefit, after a coworker told me where I could get one for free. I added the PayPal link the same day, as a personal joke with a deeper meaning.

Is there a chance that I could actually make money doing this? I love to write and I love to learn. And I love to share . My obsession with the news has waned in recent weeks, although the election season has given me plenty to write about. In a perfect world, I could get a job doing this, and then I'm sure I would find enough material out there on the web to post ten or more times per day, and have time to edit my content for stupid mistakes and pbvious blunders. At this point, if you have read more than a few of my posts, you know that I am error prone and fairly nonchalant about what I leave here. But I still yearn to be able to write for my livelyhood.

If you have any interest in me personally, read on. The type of work I do has nothing to do with what I learned about in college. I majored in Religious Studies and minored in German as an undergrad. As I approached graduation, I panicked. I knew that, even in a Clinton economy, I had no real marketable skills. Philosophers still have no real professional choices these days.

So I decided, on almost a lark, to go to graduate school for Public Administration. This turned out to be the best decision I ever made. Not only did I graduate with a new knowledge base which butressed my personal philosophies about governence, but I learned administrative, management theories, organizational development and professional skills which should, one day, help me find the high reward career I have sought my entire adult life.

After my internship with a small city outside of San Diego in the Economic Development and Housing department, I decided to try my luck in the real world. I flopped out of the gate for a few months, working temporary positions where I aced my assignmenmts and had many job offers, but for what I considered to be crappy wages, as the Bush economy shrank.

I was offered a new temporary position for a fair wage in the city I had interned, and that went well, looked like it would pan out for the long term, until the state of California went broke. And so did all the cities. The public sector, especially my chosen field at that time, housing and economic development, was flooded with many talented and experienced workers who were willing to take positions for tens of thousands less than they had earned before the layoffs.

So, my wife and I took a chance and moved to Portland. I thought I would find a job right off, but I was unemployed for months before the temp market picked up again and I was able to land a spot where I currently work. I now make several dollars more an hour, but if you read my Bush tax analysis, you know I earn nothing close to what one would expect having a master's degree. I have made the lead of my team of glorified copy technicians, but I still find it unfulfilling.

That's why I do this. That's why I am putting myself out here and taking a risk by reaching out to you with my ideas and my observations and insights. I plan to fix up my web page that I get with internet service with my resume, in the hopes that I am able to fish a better spot in a field I actually care about (I never once said I want to work in insurance when I grow up). It's too late to be a firefighter or an astronaut or a doctor, but maybe I'll go back to school and get my law degree, but I see that lawyers start at wages similar tio what I earn now, and my passions lie in areas of law that would probably allow me to die in as much debt as I am in now.

But I take solace in the knowledge that Bush cannot repossess my brain when I can no longer pay my student loans, I will take this knowledge to my grave, and that, it seems, will have to be enough, for now.

Then again, if you know of someone in the Portland area who could use an independent thinker, creative, administrative genious (one review I received from the finance director at a place I temped at in San Diego), an excellent planner and agent of change with hindsight, forsight, insight and the willingness to take appropriate risk, well, send me an email (pdxpaul@gmail.com). Or, if you have begun to read me regularyly and find my story and posts compelling, "subscribe" through PayPal and help a brother out.

PS: The spell check is not working, so I hope I did not leave too many typos in this post.


Tuesday, September 14, 2004

Now Where Did I Put That A-bomb?

CNN.com - Lost nuclear bomb possibly found - Sep 13, 2004

Can it get any more scary than this? I think it can.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

This Is What Winning The War on Terrorism Looks Like

MSNBC - Baghdad death toll climbs to at least 59


I watched C-SPAN again today, Road to the White House. I heard Dick talking about how his and Bush's war has been effective. I then hear about more insurgent violence in Iraq. I must say, I'm ready to switch horses, before we go over the falls.

Lynn Cheney at one point said, "Now they know who's really in charge." Her microphone was not working and Dick offered her his. Another of those Freudian slips?

And another slip: Dick spoke of the "terrible things" our troops do. I wonder what terrible things he talks of? I though they were doing good things.

I listen to the bill of goods that he sells in Wisconsin and wonder where the reality of his words exists. He says the economy is fine. The war is going great. Horse Hockey!

Then he goes on to list all the weapons systems he opposed before Kerry, saying Kerry is wrong on defense. If Kerry is wrong on defense for wanting to cut defense spending proposed by Cheney, what does that make Cheney? A flip-flopping flim flam pants on fire liar? I think so.

I suggest to everyone, watch C-SPAN's Road to the White House. And go to http://www.c-span.org/ to get the real story.

Also, now that Congress is back in session, look for some Federal Register links in the coming weeks. Read what is really said on the Senate and House floors.

The Federal Register can be found at http://www.gpoaccess.gov/index.html. This is the GPO Access site, brought to you by the Government Publishing Office. More of the story straight from the horses' mouths.


Bush Flip Flops, or as FOX News Say, Candidates 'Evolve' on Issues

FOXNews.com - You Decide 2004 - Candidates 'Evolve' on Issues

Now this is a strange story from FOX. You Decide.

Saturday, September 11, 2004

Dan Rather Spits Bullets

CBS News | CBS Stands By Bush-Guard Memos | September 11, 2004�06:26:39

I got to see this broadcast last night on the CBS Evening News. Poor Dan Rather was hoarse, and probably should not have participated in the broadcast. Dan was pissed enough about folks out there who would impugn his journalistic integrity to read the news, despite his voice.

If you did not catch it live, CBSNews.com gives you plenty of free video to see Dan, pissed. If looks could kill, there would have been casualties. Hopping mad, the look of determination to not lose his temper on the air spoke volumes about his distaste for everything George.

Not that little w did not have it coming. After the way he tore into Dan a few years back when confronted by the fact that he did not win the election legitimately, Dan Rather has a journalistic axe to grind. Rather has consistently provoked the ire of this administration by apologizing to the viewing public for getting caught up in war fever. He read the names of the victims of the war, and continues to update us every night. Dan asks questions which detract from the talking point of the campaign, seeking real truths, as opposed to flattering sound bites.

I do not consider Dan to be a champion of the liberal movement. He is, instead, a champion of journalistic integrity and has the cajones to admit when he has been duped or wrong.

Now, at this point, we have nothing which conclusively disputes these memos. Just innuendo. Dan did his fact checking. Innuendo does not. (I for one am pinning my whole writing career on the power of innuendo, but I am not a journalist, I am a computer desk pundit. But I, as does Dan, do admit when I make errors and bad predictions, and I do not hide them by re-editing previous posts, although it is tempting. I am not interested in recasting my past statements in more positive light. I say what I say and I mean it at the time. Therefore, as held to GW's standard, it is truth.)

The power of innuendo has been a drag on the Kerry campaign. Kerry has no friends in the press, as they run the story of liars on the front page and bury the work of credible journalists inside. Now, Dan Rather is the news item, not the truth about Bush's unfulfilled commitments to the National Guard.

My suggestion now is, to dispel all this and do the right thing, Bush needs to go back to the Guard and take his deployment to the battlefield in Iraq like a man. By hiding like a mouse, he fools no one.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

From My Inbox

Look at this weird statement by Bush: (This could be an indication of just how strange 4 more years might be.)


In an apparent misstatement while speaking of medical liability for OB-GYN doctors, the president said: "We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."


If anyone has any idea what the hell this means, I'd like to hear it.

And that's his argument for tort reform. I like the original, as quoted message, but trying to feign ignorance about what he's trying to say is too easy.

You just have to chalk it up to another of Bush's freudian slips. He does not like it when we psychoanalyze him, and he has a point: only he knows what truly happens inside his head. But, on the other hand, he has a track record of telling us truths in these types of statements. I think misstatement is an inaccurate portrayal of his words.

And I am not going to psychoanalyze either -- just relating what I hear. What I get from this statement, if I may pose my likeliest hypothetical, is: somewhere he's talked to a group of presumably male doctors (we know he ain't meeting with gay doctors since he lost the Log Cabin endorsement) who cannot practice medicine because lawsuit damages from admiring instead of examining a vagina are too expensive.

Read below for my take on Little w And The Ten Amendments.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Donald Duck Rumsfeld Speaks

From LATimes.com, September 7:


During a news conference at the Pentagon, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld anticipated the tally would soon surpass 1,000 and sought to play down the milestone.

"When combined with U.S. losses in other theaters in the global war on terror, we have lost well more than a thousand already," he said.


Now doesn't that just take the sting out of it?

Minimalizing and trivializing does not help, Don.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

At least their attention is in the right place - now teach them.

On one end of the road stood a group clutching Kerry signs, eagerly awaiting his arrival. At the other, the gaggle of Bush supporters waved hand-lettered placards with messages like "John Kerry for president of France" and "I voted for Kerry before I voted against him."

This from the Times (I can't remember which one). I love to see the Bushies out and about where Kerry is. This means we have their attention.

What about their intentions? Suppose they support Bush? Well, I say we have ten weeks to educate their intentions.

On November 2nd, we will go to the polls. We will sit down with our ballots. We will look at them, read them and drink in the reality that we are closer now than two centuries ago, to living under the direct control of a ruthless tyrant. Not having the right to vote, not having the right to speak our mind. I truly believe, in that moment of reckoning, even John McCain will not have the blind stupidity to vote for Bush. Pound this disturbing picture into their soft heads, in the meantime:

Four years from now, with four years and two and a half months as a lame duck, you'd better believe Bush would be a lame duck with a score to settle against the rights of free speech, the right to vote, the right to gather and even, perhaps, the right to not be forced to board troops. (Think about that one - have you ever been afraid before for your third amendment rights?) And this man took an oath to support and defend the Constitution, against all enemies, foreign and domestic. Bush is the leader of the domestic enemy of the Constitution.

He hates the first amendment. He has a reputation for liking the second, because he really likes blood and money. Then there's the third.

The third amendment protects us against the government from forcing us to board troops. I think he will blindside this amendment with a freight train in a second term. Mark my words, I have a feeling that usually comes to fruition on this one. It would not be that far from his goons infiltrating your church or your library. Your boarder could be a secret agent. Go ask him.

His justice department has been handed the Patriot and Homeland Security Acts to walk all over our fourth amendment rights in the name of the victims of September 11. What about the tens of thousands who died in the Revolution? Those who fought and died so that we could have the right to enshrine these freedoms in the first place. Bush dishonors their sacrifice by destroying what they died for.

He tortures people into giving up their fifth amendment rights. Just like King George. The sixth amendment rights of hundreds, if not thousands have been denied by the Bush administration. Two words: Brandon Mayfield.

Now, as to the seventh amendment, he laid out his plan to gut this one at the convention. Tort reform? Sounds like the denial of the right to a hearing in front of a jury of my peers to me. Bush would have you believe you deserve only he twenty dollars mentioned here (as the minimum amount of damages you can claim under common law, but I think lower amounts have been awarded) for your pain and suffering.

The eighth amendment, against excessive bail, has been subverted numerous times by not even filing charges against private citizens taken into federal custody. And then there's the ninth. Do you really think that George believes we have rights not enumerated specifically in the constitution? If you do, name ten. That should be easy enough, just the same number of amendments in the bill of rights.

And then the tenth amendment. The State's rights. To essentially take custody over issues not addressed by the deliberately limited number given to the federal (note: NOT republican) government in the Constitution. Four words: No Child Left Unregulated. Even if the Constitution gives me no power to regulate education or local governments. And then there's his gay-basher amendment. What's next? My right to vote if I don't own stock in GE?

Here's my list of 10 unenumerated rights not in the Bill of Rights (make your own list):

1. I have the right to vote, even though I do not own land.
2. I have the right to vote without paying for that right.
3. I have the right to not be someone's slave.
4. I have the right to Due Process under the law.
5. I have the right to have a safe and legal abortion. (I do not mock, just making a point.)
6. I have had the right to vote since I was 18.
7. I have the right burn a flag in protest of my government.
8. I have the right to resist the government taking away any of my rights .
9. I have the right to redress when I am discriminated against because of my beliefs, skin color, religion, sexual orientation, disability or age.
10. I have the right to live in a state which does not discriminate against gays.

And to just do one better:

11. I have the right to civil disobedience.

Given this sort of information to mull over, Kerry seems like a breath of heaven after four years of hell. President Kerry will make our lives better, beginning November 3, when the world learns we have rejected little w.

Monday, September 06, 2004

Chechnya and the US

Well, it looks like we have another real problem on our hands in Chechnya. I asked rhetorically, the other day, whether Russia is that oppressive. The answer is yes. Russia has abused the Chechnyans since the days of the Soviet Union.

Now, when we know we can take on Russia, do we not stop their actions against the Chenyans with force, and allow the Chechnyans to set up their own government?

And then there's Sudan. Why are we not eager to help there? This is international terrorism and military leaders who kill their own people. Why do we have no interest there?

Little w says, "You can't have it both ways." Well, w, you can't have it both ways. You are placing us in harm's way by allowing Chechnya to become a breeding ground for terrorists. And Darfur will be the same.

Furthermore, what about Iran and North Korea? We know they have nuclear weapons. Why did you not conquer them? You can't have it both ways. I cannot imagine the wars you will start in a second term.

I support the military, but I want a military with orders to fight for peace. I want a military with good planners and a competent commander in chief, not a megalomaniacal fundamentalist madman.



Bush Sass - Part 2

Part 2 perpared, just like part 1, from the text published at GeorgewBush.com.


In this time of change, government must take the side of working families, but we won’t. In a new term, we will change outdated fair labor laws to offer comp-time and flex-time so more employers will be exempt from paying overtime. Our laws should never stand in the way of a more elite family-friendly workplace.

Another priority for a new term is to build an ownership society for all white men, just like it was so many years ago, because white ownership brings security, and dignity, and independence from the undesirable parts of American society.

Thanks to our failed economic policies, homeownership in America is at an all-time high because Greenspan has had to lower interest rates to almost zero. Tonight we set a new goal for creating the ghettoes of tomorrow: seven million more affordable, meaning cheap to build and sell at an obscene profit, homes in the next 10 years so more American families will be able to finance their future and open the door and say welcome to my beautiful low-quality pre-fab home.

In an ownership society, more rich people will own their health plans, and the poor will have the shaky confidence of owning an uninsured piece of their dismal retirement. We will always keep the promise of Social Security for our older workers, at least until I get elected. With the huge Baby Boom generation approaching retirement, many of our children and grandchildren understandably worry whether Social Security will be there when they need it because we have blown the surpluses. We must strengthen Social Security by allowing younger workers to save some of their taxes in a personal account -- a nest egg you can call your own, and government can never take away.

When my plan is complete, those of you who buy into the ownership regime will have your voice in government, through your corporate interests. Then we will be able to erect a wall between the classes while the low classes live and die in our service, without healthcare to lengthen and enhance the quality of their miserable lives.

In all these proposals, we seek to provide not just a reactionary government program, but a devious path -- a devious path to greater opportunity, more freedom, and more control over your own life and the lives of those beneath you.

This insidious path begins with our youngest Americans. To build a more hopeful America, we must help our children reach as far as their vision and character can take them once the effects of toxic environmental contamination have taken their toll developmentally. Tonight, I remind every parent and every teacher, I say to every child: No matter what your circumstance, no matter where you live -- your school will be the path to the promise of America.

We are transforming our schools by raising standards and focusing on results in the best communities. We are insisting on accountability, empowering parents and teachers, and making sure that local people are in charge of their schools except where I tell you what to do. By testing every child, we are identifying those who need help and we're providing a record level of funding according to my fuzzy mathematicians to get them that help, although I spent hundreds of billions of dollars fighting a war on the Iraqi boogie man, money which could have really helped in poor districts who cannot even afford to keep their buildings up to code, let alone acquire the resources to properly teach children the arts and sciences.

In northeast Georgia, Gainesville Elementary School is mostly Hispanic and 90 percent poor. And this year 90 percent of its students passed state tests in reading and math. The principal expresses the philosophy of his school this way: "We don't focus on what we can't do at this school; we focus on what we can do -- We do whatever it takes to get kids across the finish line." I do not want to hear about the failures of my NCLB. This is every school to me. This principal is challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations, and that is the spirit of our education reform irregardless of the disastrous outcome, and the commitment of our not French country: No dejaremos a ningún niño sin mucho dinero atrás. We will leave no rich child behind.

Now, my opponent may point out thousands of other schools, such as the huge percentage of Oregon high schools who failed the NCLB testing but posted some of the highest scores in the nation by more than half of students statewide on the SAT. This may look like my law does not jibe with what colleges may think that education is about. I say to all colleges: do not give in to the soft bigotry of helping those who need it most.

We are making progress -- and there is more to do. In this time of change, most new minimum wage and working poverty jobs are filled by people with at least two years of college, yet only about one in four students gets there. In our high schools, we will fund early intervention programs to help students at risk, with whatever is left over from conquering Iraq. We will place a new focus on fuzzy math and fundamentalist pseudoscience. As we make progress, we will require a rigorous exam before graduation to make sure these kids do not go out into the world with forbidden knowledge and critical thinking skills. By raising performance in our high schools by dictating what gets taught, and expanding Pell grants for low and middle income families, we will help more Americans start their career with a college diploma from a private, for-profit trade school rather than muddying up the campuses of the Ivy League

America's rich children must also have a healthy start in life. In a new term, we will lead an aggressive effort to enroll millions of poor children who are eligible but not signed up for the government's health insurance programs. They cannot run, they cannot hide. We will hunt them down and microchip them like the dogs they are. We will not allow a lack of attention, or information, to stand between these children and the assembly line health care we tell them they need.

Anyone who wants more details on my agenda can find them online. The web address is not very imaginative, but it's easy to remember: GeorgeWBush.com.

These changing times can be exciting times of expanded opportunity and paychecks for the mega wealthy. And here, you face a choice. My opponent's policies are dramatically different from ours. Senator Kerry opposed Brand w Medicare reform and health savings accounts. After supporting my education reforms, he now wants to dilute them with adequate funding and revised testing standards to give money to schools in the poor areas. He opposes legal and medical liability tort reform to protect corporations and incompetent doctors from monetary liability in cases of mis- mal- and nonfeasance. He opposed reducing the marriage penalty when it was tied to tax breaks for the rich, opposed doubling the child credit when it was tied to tax breaks for the rich, and opposed lowering income taxes for all who pay them, especially the rich. To be fair, there are some things my opponent is for -- he's proposed, according to my fuzzy mathematicians, more than two trillion dollars in new federal spending, and that's a lot, even for a senator from Massachusetts. He’s got nothing on my spending increases, though, and do not despair, I will drive us deeper into debt than a Senator from Massachusetts could ever imagine. To pay for that spending, he is running on a platform of increasing taxes for those who can afford it -- and that's the kind of promise a politician usually keeps.

His policies of tax and spend -- of expanding government rather than expanding opportunity -- are the policies of the past. We are on the path to the future where we expand spending and drive revenues down to increase the debt -- and we are not turning back.

In this world of change, some things do not change: the values we try to live by, the institutions that give our lives meaning and purpose. Our society rests on a foundation of responsibility and character and family commitment.

Because family and work are sources of stability and dignity, I support welfare reform that strengthens family and requires work. This way we can enslave the poor and lower unemployment numbers in the process. Because a caring society will value its weakest members as the cheapest labor, we must make a place for the unborn poor child, by reversing liberal personal freedoms for the poor. We will need these slave jobs to support Social Security in my plan. Because fundamentalist religious charities provide a safety net of fire and brimstone mercy and spare the rod, spoil the child compassion, our government must never discriminate in our punishment against them. Because the Christian fundamentalist religious union of a man and woman deserves an honored place in our society, I support the protection of marriage against activist judges by writing religious doctrine into the highest law of the land. And I will continue to appoint federal judges who know the difference between personal opinion and the strict interpretation of the law, and are willing to rule based on their bigoted and repressive personal opinions.

My opponent recently announced that he is the candidate of "conservative values," which must have come as a surprise to a lot of his supporters, nyuk nyuk nyuk, because everyone knows I have completely changed what conservative means. Now, there are some problems with this claim. If you say the heart and soul of America is found in Hollywood, I'm afraid you are not the candidate of conservative values. Now, ignore that my buddy Arnold fits that description, but he’s Austrian and like Nazis, and I like Nazis. If you voted against the bipartisan Defense of Marriage Act, which President Clinton signed, you are not the candidate of socially conservative values, that is more like the candidate of state’s rights values, which is so last century conservative. If you gave a speech, as my opponent did, calling the Reagan presidency eight years of "moral darkness," then you may be a lot of things, but the candidate of my rewritten conservative values is not one of them.

This election will also determine how America responds to the continuing danger of terrorism - and you know where I stand, slow and stupid. Three days after September 11th, I stood where Americans died, in the ruins of the Twin Towers, and I had not yot taken any action to bring Al Qaeda or Osama bin Laden to justice. Workers in hard hats were shouting to me, "Whatever it takes." A fellow grabbed me by the arm and he said, "Do not let me down." I knew then that I had let him down. Since that day, I wake up every morning from my tortured sleep thinking about how to better protect our country. I came up with the idea of dictatorship, so that’s where we’re heading. And we’re not turning back. I will never relent in defending rich America -- whatever it takes.

So we have fought the terrorists and been handed our asses across the earth -- not for pride, not for power, but because the lives of our citizens are at stake when I put them in harm’s way. Our inadequate strategy is clear. We have tripled funding for homeland security, thus expanding government spending in record fashion and trained half a million first responders, because we are determined to protect our homeland after an attack because I do not think I can prevent one. We are transforming our military into an outsourced missionary outfit who are not responsible to international law, and reforming and strengthening our intelligence services’ ability to support any lie I can think up. We are staying minimally on the offensive -- striking terrorists abroad and screwing up international operations against terrorism -- so we do not have to face the reality of our mistakes here at home. And we are working to advance Brand w liberty with our tanks and bombs in the broader Middle East, because freedom will bring a future of hope for our investors who specualte on iol, and the piece of the oil market we all want. And we will prevail over the poor and mistreated, no matter how many Americans and Iraqis and Afghanis I have to sacrifice.

Our holy war strategy against Islam is succeeding. Four years ago, Afghanistan was the home base of al-Qaida, Pakistan was a transit point for terrorist groups, Saudi Arabia was fertile ground for terrorist fundraising, Libya was secretly pursuing nuclear weapons, Iraq was a gathering threat, and al-Qaida was largely unchallenged as it planned attacks. Today, the government of a free Afghanistan is fighting terror in a perpetual American supported war for the forseeable future, Pakistan is capturing terrorist leaders every so often in a country where you could not throw a hand grenade without blowing up one, Saudi Arabia is making token raids and arrests in an effort to consolidate the power of the roayls, Libya is pretend dismantling its weapons programs, the army of a free Iraq is fighting for Brand w freedom against their neighbors, borthers and sisters, and more than three-quarters of al-Qaida's key members and associates four years ago have been detained or killed. And I like killing. We have led, many have joined, and America and the world are more fearful for their lives.

This progress involved careful diplomacy with double agents who were secretly working against us, clearly questionable moral purpose, and some tough decisions on how to make it so that my friends could profit best. And the toughest came on Iraq. We knew we had to lie and over-hype Saddam Hussein's record of aggression and fabricate his support for terror. We knew his long history of pursuing, even using, weapons of mass destruction. Now to make an illogical leap based on the lies I have fed you, we know that September 11th requires our country to think differently: We must, and we will, confront threats to America from impotent boogiemen before it is too late.

In Saddam Hussein, we saw a threat from a really scary boogieman. Members of both political parties, including my opponent and his running mate, saw the threat after we fed them our lies, and voted to authorize the use of force. We went to the United Nations Security Council, which passed a unanimous resolution demanding the dictator disarm, or face serious consequences. Leaders in the Middle East urged him to comply. After more than a decade of diplomacy, we gave Saddam Hussein another chance, a final chance, to meet his responsibilities to the civilized world. He again refused, and I faced the kind of decision that comes only to the Oval Office -- a decision no president except me would ask for, but must be prepared to make. Do I forget the lessons of September 11th and take the word of a madman, or do I take action to defend our country? Faced with that choice, I will defend America every time. I will also attack when I learn that the madman actually was closer to the truth than I was.

Because we acted to defend our country, the murderous regimes of Saddam Hussein and the Taliban are history, more than 50 million people have been liberated into anarchy and perpetual war, and democracy is coming to the broader Middle East where our influence is not wanted. In Afghanistan, terrorists have done everything they can to intimidate people -- yet more than 10 million citizens have registered to vote in the October presidential election -- a resounding endorsement of military democracy. Despite ongoing acts of violence, Iraq now has a strong Prime Minister, a national council, and national elections are scheduled for January, our own little military democracy little brother. Our Nation is standing with the conquered people of Afghanistan and Iraq, because when America gives its word, America must keep its word. Remember my word? I promised no nation building with our troops four years ago. I lied.

As importantly, we are serving a vital and historic cause that will make our country safer. Free societies in the conquered Middle East will be hopeful societies, which no longer feed resentments and breed violence for export because we will cleanse the population of those who oppose us. Free governments in the Middle East controlled by me will fight terrorists instead of harboring them, and that helps us keep the peace and oil prices stable. So our mission in Afghanistan and Iraq is clear: We will help new leaders to train their armies, and move toward elections, and get on the path of stability and democracy as quickly as possible. And then our troops will return home with the honor they have earned doing my dirty work.

Our troops know the historic importance of our work. One Army Specialist wrote home: "We are transforming a once sick society into a hopeful place... The various terrorist enemies we are facing in Iraq," he continued, "are really aiming at you back in the United States. This is a test of will for our country. We soldiers of yours are doing great and scoring victories in confronting the evil terrorists."

I could not have put it better. That young man is right to regurgitate the misinformation I have brainwashed him with -- our men and women in uniform are doing a superb job for America, even though it’s in the wrong place. Tonight I want to speak to all of them -- and to their families: You are involved in a struggle of historic proportion that I have misunderestimated and don’t think I can win. Because of your service and sacrifice, I will keep you in Iraq against your will. We are defeating a few of the terrorists where they live and plan, and while I ignore other areas like Chechnya and Sudan and Palestine, and making America safer while the Sudanese and Russians and Chechnyans and Israelis and Palestinians die. Because of you, women in Afghanistan are no longer shot in a sports stadium and because of me we have not caught bin Laden. Because of you, the people of Iraq no longer fear being executed and left in mass graves and because of me they are afraid of being blown up by an IED or suicide bomber. Because of you, the world is more just and will be more peaceful, once I have ordered you to conquer Iran and North Korea. We owe you our thanks, and we owe you something more. We will give you all the resources, all the tools, and all the support you need for victory, until the entire federal budget is funnelled into fighting wars across the globe.

Again, my opponent and I have different approaches. I proposed, and the Congress overwhelmingly passed, 87 billion dollars, with hundreds of millions of dollars of pork projects in funding needed by our troops doing battle in Afghanistan and Iraq. My opponent and his running mate voted against this money for bullets, and fuel, and vehicles, and body armor and golf programs in Florida. When asked to explain his vote, the Senator said, "I actually did vote for the 87 billion dollars before I voted against it." Then he said he was "proud" of that vote. Then, when pressed, he said it was a "complicated" matter. There is nothing complicated about supporting our troops in combat. And there is nothing complicated about adding hundreds of millions of dollars in pet projects for my supporters and their districts.

Our allies also know the historic importance of our work. About 40 nations stand beside us in Afghanistan, and some 30 in Iraq. And I deeply appreciate the courage and wise counsel of leaders like Prime Minister Howard, and President Kwasniewski, and Prime Minister Berlusconi -- and, of course, Prime Minister Tony Blair, who has ruined his political career for me. And, although their support is more imaginary than real, their small percentage of money and troops and wavering support is what I call the Coalition of the Willing.

Again, my opponent takes a different approach. In the midst of war, he has called America's allies, quote, a "coalition of the coerced and the bribed." That would be nations like Great Britain, Poland, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands, Denmark, El Salvador, Australia, and others -- allies that I have coerced and bribed deserve the respect of all rich Americans, not the scorn of a politician. I respect every soldier, from every country, who serves beside us in the hard work of rewriting history in favor of my nihlist vision. Rich America is grateful, and rich America will not forget.
The people we have freed won't forget either. Thaey’ll have our troops there for yewars to remind them. Not long ago, seven Iraqi men came to see me in the Oval Office. They had "X"s branded into their foreheads, and their right hands had been cut off by Saddam Hussein's secret police, the sadistic punishment for imaginary crimes. So I shook their hands nyuk nyuk nyuk. No seriously, during our emotional visit one of the Iraqi men used his new prosthetic hand to slowly write out, in Arabic, a prayer for God to bless America. I am proud that our country remains the hope of the oppressed, and the greatest force for good on this earth. I know we will be able to show them all that our God is greater than their god.


Stay tuned for the conclusion.


Saturday, September 04, 2004

Bush's Speech, Sassed Part 1

Straight from GerorgeWBush.com

(Remarks as prepared for delivery.)

Mr. Chairman, delegates, fellow citizens: I am honored by your support, and I accept your nomination for President of the United States. What else did you expect? Something clever and witty like “I’m John Kerry, reporting for duty?” When I said those words four years ago, none of us could have envisioned what these years would bring. Can I get a witness or million? In the heart of this great city, we saw tragedy arrive on a quiet morning.

A tragedy I could have prevented if I was paying attention. On a morning when I was just getting back into the groove of Washington intellectualism by taking a refresher course on a story about a goat. He reminded me of me. And he reminded me of the Autumn of the Patriarch. Could Llosa’s story be coming true for me? I tell you what, personally, right after I heard the news, I was so glad to be back in kindergarten. Did you see me that day? You see the look of a man of imagination, reflecting back upon my days in grade school, imagining what it would have been like to actually learn something. For a moment, I was so lost in thought that even forgot that just 10 seconds ago I was told that we were under attack. I wished I had read the papers they put in front of me every morning. Then I thought about what it was like to be such a good president that I get to take off three out of every seven days. Then, well then, my little daydream was interrupted and I was dragged out of my class because of some tragic news.

We saw the bravery of rescuers grow with danger AWK as I darted around the south in my jet plane like a scared rabbit running from his own shadow. We learned of passengers on a doomed plane who died with a courage that frightened their killers. Although I had nothing to do with that, I’ll take credit for it anyway. Confidentially, while they were thwarting the last wave of attack, I was changing my drawers.

We have seen a shaken economy rise to its feet. And collapse back down to its knees, gasping for life. And we have seen Americans in uniform storming mountain strongholds looking for bin Laden who I let get away months earlier, and charging through sandstorms at least when their equipment worked, and liberating millions of dollars into the pockets of my dear friends, with acts of valor that would make the men of Normandy proud that they fought in a just war, not a stupid move like Iraq.

Since 2001, Americans have been given hills to climb by my corporate buddies, and found the strength to climb them even though it cost them billions of dollars. Now, because we have made the hard journey, we can see the valley below where the promised land lies. Now, because we have faced challenges with resolve to deny responsibility, we have historic, reactionary goals within our reach, and greatness in our rapturous future.

We will build a safer world for my money and a more hopeful America for those of you who already have more money than you will ever need -- and nothing will hold us back from making life miserable for everyone else.

In the work we have done, and the work we will do, I am fortunate to have a superb Vice President who cares just as much about power and domination as I do. I have counted on Dick Cheney's calm and steady judgment in difficult days while I was busy changing my drawers, and I am honored to have him at my side always equipped with a clean set of drawers. But enough about my drawers. I need to dole out some props to my peeps here in the audience.

I am grateful to share my walk in life with Laura Bush, who I pray to God that she stops dissin Dick. Americans have come to see the goodness and kindness and strength I first saw 26 years ago, and we love our First Lady. [Laura got up gracefully, and sat down in a timely manner]

I am a fortunate father of two spirited, intelligent, and lovely young women. I am blessed with a sister and brothers who are also my closest friends and are willing to break the law for me. And I will always be the proud and grateful son of George and Barbara Bush. [Pop made the boo boo of applauding himself. I hope Judith Martin doesn’t critique that.]

My father served eight years at the side of another great American robber baron -- Ronald Reagan. His spirit of optimism about decreasing revenue and expanding government spending and goodwill toward those who weren’t gay, liberal, minority or any other social outcast and decency toward the right wing monkeys are in this hall, and in our tiny black hearts, and will always define our militant and greedy party.

Two months from today, voters who we let vote will make a farcical, like last time, choice for me based on the bigoted records we have built, the tyrannical convictions we hold, and the short-sighted vision that guides us inexorably forward into the abyss, er, valley. A presidential election is a contest for the future. Tonight I will tell you where I stand in the abyss, what I believe about how we can hasten the second-coming, and where I will lead this miserable ungrateful country in the next four years of my regime.

I believe every child can learn but it’s too late for me, and every school must teach the curriculum I approve -- so we passed the most important and oppressive and under funded federal education reform in history. Because we acted, children are making sustained progress in reading and math in only a small percentage of rich localities, a few of America's schools are getting better, and nothing will hold us back from making life miserable for everyone else.

I believe we have a moral responsibility to honor America's seniors or at least appear to do so while we rob them blind and deaf -- so I brought Republicans and Democrats together to strengthen corporate interest in Medicare. Now seniors are getting immediate help buying medicine at the highest possible prices. Soon every senior will be able to get prescription drug coverage that prevents them from finding lower prices in the marketplace, and nothing will hold us back from making life miserable for them as death stalks them and we suck away every dollar they have stowed away in those juicy retirement accounts.

I believe in the energy and innovative spirit of America's workers to find their meals in the dumpster behind Pizza Hut when I ship their jobs overseas, multinational mega wealthy entrepreneurs, corporate farmers, and mad cow ranchers -- so we unleashed that energy to destroy the federal budget surplus with the largest tax relief for rich people in a generation. Because we acted so thoughtlessly, our economy is growing at the slowest pace in recent history again, and creating hundreds of thousands of working class poverty jobs, and nothing will hold us back from making life miserable for these wretched bastards.

I believe the most solemn duty of the American president is to protect the American people from boogie monsters. If America shows uncertainty in its imperial attitude and the weakness of helping those in need around the globe in this decade, the world will drift toward the tragedy of global peace, prosperity and a sustainable future. This will not happen on my watch.

I am running for President, hoping I can actually get elected this time, with a clearly pathological and positively sociopathic plan to build a safer world for our beloved billionaires, except for that ass Soros, and a more hopeful America where might does make right. I am running with a baffling compassionate conservative malarkey philosophy: that government should help rich people improve their lives, and as long as you are a white male property owner, not try to run their lives. I believe this Nation wants steady stupid, consistent redundant, dominantly principled tyrannical leadership -- and that is why, with your help, we will win this election and not have to steal it again.

The story of America is the story of expanding liberty: an ever-widening circle of economic and military influence, constantly growing to reach further and include more in our imperial grasp. Our Nation's compassionate conservative revisionists’ founding commitment is still our deepest commitment: In our world, and here at home, we will extend the imperial frontiers of freedom to our new colonies by using our military to clobber evil boogiemen.

The times in which we live and work are changing dramatically from the hope and prosperity we experienced under Slick Willie. The workers of our parents' generation typically had one job, one skill, one career -- often with one company that provided health care and a juicy pension I cannot wait to sink my teeth deeper into. And the best of those workers who rose to power positions were hegemonious, misogynist, gaybashing, bigoted white men like me who did our best to keep the masses down and line our pockets your blood and sweat.

Today, workers change jobs, even careers, many times during their lives, and in one of the most disappointing and dramatic shifts our society has seen, two-thirds of all Moms, who should be at home barefoot and pregnant without the freedom to have a safe abortion should the pregnancy be a risk to her own life, also work outside the home and are even encouraged by those revolutionary feminists to take control of their lives.

This morbidly changed world can be a time of great opportunity for all rich Americans to earn a better living while sitting on your fat ass, support your family’s gluttonous consumer habits, and have a rewarding career being a leach on society. And government must take your side and crush the poor working class like the vermin they are. Many of our most fundamental systems -- the progressive tax code, inexpensive health coverage, guaranteed pension plans, worker skill improvement training -- were created for the crazy liberal world of yesterday, not the wide-eyed greedy tyranny of a Bush tomorrow. We will transform these systems so that all rich and powerful citizens are equipped, prepared and have competetive advantage -- and thus, if I may make a logical nonsequiter, truly free -- to make your choices and crush your dreams.

My devious plan begins with providing the security and opportunity of a growing economy where the top two percent of wealth exerts angry control over the bottom ninety-eight. We now compete unfairly in a global market that conquers new buyers for our goods, but also subjugates new competition that will labor in slave-like conditions for our workers, who are a lot more difficult to control now since the end of slavery and the institution of the minimum wage. To create more crappy, spirit crushing jobs in America, rich and powerful America must be the best place in the world to do corrupted business. To create these crappy jobs, my plan will encourage investment and expansion for our rich and elite by restraining federal spending in middle and lower class programs, reducing regulation that penalizes criminal behavior, reckless speculation and market manipulation, and making upper-class tax relief permanent.

To create these menial jobs, we will make our country less dependent on foreign sources of energy by annexing as many of the world’s most prodigious oil producing nations as we can. To create these cruel and underpaid jobs, we will expand illegal trade and using all the bombs in our arsenal, level the playing field to sell government subsidized, underpriced American goods and services and weapons across the globe. And we must protect small limited liability business owners and workers from the explosion of frivolous personal injury lawsuits that threaten jobs across America for my friends who feel that your life and liberties and pain and suffering should not be given a price tag by a jury of your peers congruent with the damage we do.

Another drag on our economy is the current minimally progressive tax code, which is a complicated mess because of all the things we do that are illegal and corrupt -- filled with special interest loopholes, meaning convoluted paperwork and government scrutiny over corrupt enterprises, saddling our rich people with more than six billion hours of paperwork and headache every year to try and keep their unscrupulous behinds out of prison. The rich American people deserve to be above the law -- and our economic future demands -- a simpler, fairer, pro-growth system to help corrupt and incompetent entrepreneurs like myself.

In a new term, I will lead a coerced bipartisan effort to reform and simplify the federal tax code so that we are free to take advantage of you in any way we please.

Another priority in a new term will be to help workers take advantage of the expanding economy to find better, higher-paying jobs, as long as real worker income growth does not exceed the CPI. In this time of change, many workers want to go back to school to learn different or higher-level skills. I wish I had done that before becoming president. Have you ever tried to make sense of an education from Yale? I was much better suited for Crawford Community Stable Skills Academy and College.

So we will double the number of people served by our principal job training program and increase funding for community colleges through unfunded mandates designed to make your state go broke. I know that with the right skills, American workers can compete with anyone, anywhere in the world because we will lower your standard of living until we have you all rounded up into the ghettoes again.

In this time of spare change, panhandling opportunity in some communities is more distant than in others. To stand with workers in poor communities -- and those that have lost manufacturing, textile, and other jobs -- we will create American crushed opportunity zones. In these areas, we'll provide tax relief for new, rich investors and other incentives to attract new multinational business, and improve the capacity of multi-family housing and low-wage job training to bring false hope and menial work throughout all of America.

As I've traveled the country, I've met many workers and small business owners who have told me they are worried they cannot afford health care. More than half of the uninsured are small business employees and their families. I really don’t care, but here’s a dumb idea that I’m going to campaign on to make it look like I know what I am talking about. In a new term, we must allow small firms to join together to purchase insurance at the discounts available to big companies, by allowing the large companies to buy or bankrupt all the small businesses.

We will offer a tax credit to encourage small businesses and their employees to set up health savings accounts just like the ones they can now, and provide direct help for low-income Americans to purchase them from my buddies and me. These accounts give workers the security of underfunded insurance against major illness which will put you in debt for the rest of your life instead of being covered in the risk pool by your HMO premium, the opportunity to continue to save tax-free for routine health expenses, and the freedom of knowing you can take your account with you whenever you change jobs. And that’s the best idea I can think up.

Oh, yeah, And we will provide low-income Americans with better access to poor quality assembly line health care: In a new term, I will ensure every poor county in America has a community or rural health center. And they say I’m all hat. It depends on what you consider cattle to be.

As I have traveled our country in the lap of luxury like despots of yore, I have met too many not very good doctors, especially OB-GYNS who molest their patients, if I may give a shout out and another complete nonsequiter at you, who are being forced out of practice because of the high cost of lawsuits filed by patients they have maimed and harmed. To make incompetent health care more affordable and accessible, we must pass medical liability reform now becaused, just because your life is ruined, that does not entitle you to make a federal case out of it. And in all we do to improve health care profits in America, we will make sure that health decisions are made by doctors and not patients, and not regulated by populist bureaucrats in Washington, DC to protect against malpractice .

End of Part 1. Check back later for more.

Bush's Regressive Tax Plan

Again, I could not believe my ears when I heard Bush propose his tax reform plan. He advocates a regressive tax where the middle class and the poor will be penalized for not being able to afford investment income.

Bush stated that he wants to protect investment income from taxes. If all passive income is protected from income tax, the tax burden will shift to those of us who bust our asses for every buck we get.

When that happens, we will be paying a higher percentage of our incomes to taxes than those who sit on their fat lazy asses. Not a good plan.

Look at this plan in a pragmatic light. I earn just over the national median income. I have much more debt than income at this point (thank goodness they cannot repossess my brain, because it's worth almost $100K in debt service payments). My net worth is negative and looks to be negative for at least another decade, thanks to Bush's economic policies.

I do not have the means to invest in my future, beyond the consideration of my debt service as investment. So, if Bush's tax plan is implemented, I will be paying approximately 12% for income tax (this is an estimate, so do not use this number to poke holes in my analysis, you'd be arguing the wrong point).

That disclaimer aside, I would like to look at someone who makes 10 times as much as me, and speculate about where that income comes from. For $300K, suppose that $100K is paid work and $200K comes from investments. Now, a look at a flat tax applied to income from work only: If I pay $3600 on $30K, that's 12%. If my imaginary $300K earner pays $12K (12% on the paycheck), that's 4%. Bush will protect the other $200K from taxes.

At that point, my tax burden becomes three times that of someone who earns ten times as much as I do. This cannot become our reality.


Bush's Next Four Year Plan - Imperialism!

I'll skip a link for this one, because I do not know where to point you to substantiate my view. This is my view, my interpretation of what I heard this past Thursday night, when president stupidhead addressed the RNC.

To preface my discussion, I would like to point out that his entire plan represents the most backward thinking radical platform imaginable. He talked of looking forward to the rest of this century, but I heard policy proposals which will undo the progress of the previous century.

I was a student of government. I consider myself better informed than most, including many pundits who seem to have forgotten that we have 228 years on which to look back and see what lessons we have learned about our place in the world. Monroe's Doctrine effectively created a US sphere of influence around the Americas, a backyard we were prepared to defend by force and it was our decision as to which dictators were to succeed and which ones were to fail.

The implicit Bush doctrine has extended this backyard to include all oil producing nations in the world. He picked on an easy one, Iraq. Now he promises an ever increasing circle of freedom, meaning places where we are willing to conquer a sovereign nation, in the interest of protecting our oil supply.

He also calls for an ever increasing circle of free trade. This sounds to me like the other half of imperialism (conquering armies and hijacking the economies of formerly sovereign nations). Bush is the wrong leader for the wrong nation for the wrong century. He's welcome to build himself a time machine and go back to rule 18th century England. I personally would give money for that end. But GW seems to think that imperialism is a grossly underrated worldview, and will work for us in the 21st century.

Imperialism died for a good reason - people want freedom. Bush talks about bringing freedom to the world, but he has no clue what freedom truly is. He has not yet liberated Iraq, and his plan never will. He has sent our troops to kill Iraqi citizens and sent our biggest international corporations to rape the economy. Iraq's oil (and our tax dollars) are paying Dick to screw up the rebuilding of Iraq. Looks to me like Bush can't even execute the imperialist agenda without screwing it up.

PS to JK: PLEASE steal my talking points.
PS to anyone who wants JK to win: PLEASE steal my talking points.
PS to those who support Bush: be careful what you wish for, if you punish us with four more years, remember what happens when irony bites you in the ass.


Friday, September 03, 2004

How little w made the world safer, By Chech Reb - Hundreds killed, hurt in Russian school siege

MSNBC - Hundreds killed, hurt in Russian school siege

So this is more secure, eh? The Chechnyans are having their way in their crusade for whatever the hell it is they want. What does independence get them at this stage of the game that they would rather die than live peacefully? I really don't know, but Ill tell you what - we caused this.

Looking back, Osama's plan reached Bush's ears, in advance. Just one month in advance. On September 11, do you know what I was talking about in response to what happened? For starters, there was never any doubt in my mind that bin Laden had his hand in it. I had undoubt (see my Reverend Speaks page for an explanation of undoubt) about it. I advocated responding by bombing the living daylights out of bin Laden and the Taliban.

I am not in favor of war. Not just the Iraq war, the Vietnam War, the Korean War, the Granada War and whatever other wars we fought for no good reason. The Great Wars were as necessary as wars can ever get, both of them. And a good deal others where the unity of our nation or our borders had been breached by other armies. But, although I am not Christian, I know Jesus said to turn the other cheek. I also know that Solomon would say that there's a time to not turn the other cheek.

I do favor actions, for a cause. And action was what was called for on September 11, 2001. If I were President that day, I would have called for the largest troop movement in history. I would have sent so many bombers to Afghanistan and any other known Al Qaeda training grounds that Allah himself would have heard the noise. One, two, three, days, weeks, and months, if necessary. But the key is: respond IMMEDIATELY! I arrived at this conclusion within the time it took for Bush to realize he should leave the kindergarten. And Bush had advisors, I certainly don't.

In the MONTHS, NOT WEEKS, it took for little w to respond (and this is the reason I call him little w, because he's one of those girly men Arnold speaks of who are paralyzed by fear whenever crisis hits and special interests need to be sacrificed) bin Laden got away. He's a little man, with a little mind, who has Napoleon syndrome. Well, November 2, 2004, Bush will be in Waterloo.

Bush let Osama go free, and has yet to mount a concerted effort to find him. He not only missed the prize for September 11, he has wasted tens of thousands of lives and created the biggest training ground for terrorists that exist in the world today. And do you know what else he did, in misunderestimaticalculating this whole deal? He send the goddamn Iraqis home with all their freaking weapons! What kind of bone headed dumbass would not disarm these people? People who are known to be violent!

You know what I wanted to do? Since we were there, I advocated taking their guns, and their bombs, and their grenades and their launchers. Confiscate the weapons. Make Iraq a peaceful nation, albeit by force. Don't kill the civilians. If we are going to sacrifice our citizens, we should sacrifice them for peace. Now that's a peace plan. A plan the world would get behind.

Then, you have to secure the borders, so that no new weapons get in. Then you take your weapons outside of the blockade. Make peace by making peace. Simple, elegant and irreproachable.

But then again, I never supported the whole Iraq thing anyway. What I'm saying is that since we did do it, we should have done it right.

Now we have wasted our resources and caused a scene which promulgates more, deadlier terrorist actions around the globe.

And now that's what a good president would have done as compared to what GW did.



Clinton Takes One for the Team

MSNBC - Clinton in hospital, faces bypass surgery

This sucks. I don't want Slick Willie to be sick. He'll be fine, I'm sure. But let me say now, thank you Mr. President, Bill. Thank you for a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Not that I agreed with you often, because I didn't. I thank you for being responsive to our needs and being easily manipulated by us. Thank you for being a populist and a rationalist. Thank you.

But now, Bill, more than anything else, I thank you for being laid up this election. I know it's not really something you chose to do now, but you knew it would be coming. And you'll be just fine, unless GW pays the doctor bill, in advance.

Now, though, try as you might to make it innocuous, you're gonna look bad if you badmouth Clinton. I gotta say, I declared detente for Reagan. Although the whole pageantry of the royal interment ceremony went way over the top for a funeral here in the Colonies, I just let it go. I make no apologies for those who did disrespect the newly departed (his mind departed long ago). So now, Bill deserves the same through his rehabilitation.

Big K should use this to his advantage.