Sports Night!

Now that I'm in the fan zone, I'd like to send some more cybervibes to:

San Diego State - ugly step-sister wants to go to the ball every once in a while.

Pats! Rest up, guys. It's a long way to the SuperBowl. The new record will be 25 games. Nine and OH! You can do it.

Yanks: George, I'm still not over the Soriano trade to Texas. I'm pissed 'til maybe next season. You need to cultivate the Yankee spirit, not buy it.

Oakland, who will win the Series over St. Louis. Betcha five bucks at 20 to 1.

Philly, playing right now. Donovan will be in the hall of fame before Rush flushes the crap. I'm seeing a great season, but ending with a win this time.

Cleveland, hang in there. Wins are on their way. This Buckeye loves the Browns. Guess how I feel about the 'boys.

Buckeyes - looking strong so far. Keep it up.

John Kerry: Isn't it a little chilly for windsurfing these days? Center yourself with some meditation before you try to explain Iraq again.

Flyers and Wings - get your butts back to work.