Clinton Takes One for the Team

MSNBC - Clinton in hospital, faces bypass surgery

This sucks. I don't want Slick Willie to be sick. He'll be fine, I'm sure. But let me say now, thank you Mr. President, Bill. Thank you for a government of the people, by the people, and for the people. Not that I agreed with you often, because I didn't. I thank you for being responsive to our needs and being easily manipulated by us. Thank you for being a populist and a rationalist. Thank you.

But now, Bill, more than anything else, I thank you for being laid up this election. I know it's not really something you chose to do now, but you knew it would be coming. And you'll be just fine, unless GW pays the doctor bill, in advance.

Now, though, try as you might to make it innocuous, you're gonna look bad if you badmouth Clinton. I gotta say, I declared detente for Reagan. Although the whole pageantry of the royal interment ceremony went way over the top for a funeral here in the Colonies, I just let it go. I make no apologies for those who did disrespect the newly departed (his mind departed long ago). So now, Bill deserves the same through his rehabilitation.

Big K should use this to his advantage.