Subject: FW: Beat Bush and Michigan

From my inbox:


I thought this was one of the funniest e-mails of the year from my friend and #1 Ohio St. Buckeye fan, (deleted)

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Sent: Monday, September 20, 2004 2:48 AM
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Subject: Beat Bush and Michigan

During a campaign speech in michigan last month, John Kerry had the integrity to risk all 17 of that state's electoral votes by standing up for all that is good and right in the world.

"I just go for Buckeye football," said the the Democratic presidential nominee to a hostile crowd of michigan wolverine supporters.

Now I ask you, does this sound like a flip-flopper? Naturally, his critics have tried to portray this statement as a terrible political error. However, in an era when we're all so accustomed to politicians who will say anything just to get elected, isn't it refreshing to see someone take a stand on an important issue, regardless of the political consequences? Never mind that we have absolutely no idea what he intends to do about the disastrous quagmire in Iraq. Never mind that he appears to be losing to one of the most corrupt, inept, moronic, and (with my sincerest apologies to the legacy of Richard Milhous Nixon) dishonest presidents in the history of our great nation. At least John Kerry had the courage to venture into that state up north and proudly proclaim his loyalty to our beloved Buckeyes.

As the founding member of Not So Swift Buckeyes for Truth, I do hereby bestow upon John F. Kerry our highest honor, the Scarlet Heart.

Now let's beat both W's in November!!!!!

As a native Buckeye, I say, AYYYYYY-MEN!