Barak!

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, your attention please.

The Senate has a new star: Barak Obama. Barak should now skate into office with no sweat, discounting some dirty GOP maneuver...

Watch his speech. They said Clinton would steal the show. Well, Senator Obama has stolen the show from Slick Willy.

And tomorrow, look for some old-time prestidigitating the likes of which have not been seen since the days of Dan'l, Dan'l Webster. And what could be better than some butter and honey from Edwards? You'll find out on Thursday.