What are you thankful for?

I suppose, since it's turkey day, we all need to reflect on the things we are thankful for. Me? I'm thankful for the fact that I can dangle a participle. I'm thankful that I have this outlet for preaching about how wrong everyone and everything are.

You should be thankful for the fact that (chances are) you are not a Native American living in 17th century America, or decendent from them. Because (chances are, again) that you would not be here. You would have been extinguished in the American chapter of the Great Christian Genocide.

I'm thankful that I did not end up a turkey on a factory farm in this life. Because again, chances are, that I would not be alive today to tell you what I am thankful for. (Dangling participles)

Check out the Reverend for a Thanksgiving sermon.