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Wednesday, March 31, 2004

To the Point of Getting Sick

The news sites really intend to flog this filly to death. No one can wait for Condi to testify.

Bush is having a gentlemanly streak while Kerry is under the knife. Refreshing. Not to say that his attack ads pack no punch. They take their toll, sure, but Rove waits for his prey to heal a little before going for the kill. The battle will rage on.

How about a road trip to Saturn to see the surf?

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

the saga continues
Do you solemnly affirm that you will tel the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Probably not. Condi will swear to god that she will. god will hear her lie. And so will we. Or maybe just not all of the truth. Careful who you swear to Condi. And I'm glad you lost the Poopy-Face. I though it was going to freeze like that!

The entire Bush regime has not acquainted itself with the truth lately. I just saw the First Hundred days commercial. $900 billion in the first 100 days. That's just the first 100 days. What a crock!

I think Kerry should run an ad saying that Bush caused September 11. The public is gullible enough that it might actually work. The battleground states eat that bull crap up right now. $900 billion dollar tax increase? Sure! How about a drug plan that'll put us $900 billion in the hole? And probably bankrupt my ma? Jeepers!

(Do your fuzzy mathematicians have any more fuzzy numbers to put out there, George?)


Stopping at CNN.com, as I do many times a day, I came across the picture of Condoleeza Rice. THE picture. This picture defines this administration during this whole September 11 hearings circus. Condi stands behind the resident, scowling as though she has a load of crap in her diaper (which I suppose she does). I now call her Condoleeza Poopy-Pants. resident Bush gives nick-names to everyone. Do you think he calls her that in briefings now?

Probably not. He's too scared that she might crack and then the whole scam will collapse in his face. The last thing Bush wants is an indictment in his administration. Especially of him. Not that they did anything illegal, in this instance. They just did nothing, which should be criminal. Richard Clarke (notice how all the Republicans call him 'Dick') is the authority here, wouldn't you agree? Seems to me as though the Clinton administration, while could have done more, has no direct responsibility for an event that took place during Bush's term. Nine months into Bush's term. Nine months to make us safer, with no action. Instead, Bush, Ashcroft, Rumsfeld, the whole lot of them reacted frantically and fanatically Xtian. Now, they have no idea how to change course. The bodies keep mounting and there's no end in sight. If we pull out this summer, Iraq will collapse. Yeah, big victory.

But Bush continues to defy gravity! His administration's credibility should be hovering around ground zero. The rubber suit helps, I'm sure.